eyeballs to entrails, my sweet

Dec 29th - 25 notes - Reblog - via

mysauerkrautisversaut:
snowylynxx:
that-twink-over-there:
catgirlforeskin:
trans-angel:
catgirlforeskin:
helloitsbees:
scruffyfrank:
shinybubble:
wilburgold:
helloitsbees:
b4rfs:
helloitsbees:
asofterepilogue:
helloitsbees:
helloitsbees:
this is entrapment
two equally delightful paths here:
1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally
2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.
if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation
well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe
this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year
everyone lost
#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying
(via @binguscore)
losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^
Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media
welcome to tumblr where friendly fire is always on.
a single finger of the monkey’s paw curls:

Dec 2nd - 294700 notes - Reblog - via

chibbietelford:

“Mm. Yeah. I… I hope that’s the Guatemalan hottie in there and and … not my dad. Nah. Nah, yeah. I mean, Nate’s a very handsome man, but… not my bent.”

Nov 4th - 207 notes - Reblog - via

sons of anarchy;

Nov 4th - 30 notes - Reblog - via

sons of anarchy;

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

Jul 24th - 41159 notes - Reblog - via

kaiserghidorah:

Life imitates art

Jul 24th - 38215 notes - Reblog - via

torchlake:

torchlake:
torchlake:
torchlake:
torchlake:
I made a reddit account specifically to make this post. Let’s see how this plays out.
Some of them are catching on!
Others are…not 😂
I kind of feel bad for how seriously some people are taking this (one person suspects I’m in a cult)
Dropping hints
Let’s see how long before the post gets taken down
The devil works hard but reddit mods work harder

Jul 24th - 84100 notes - Reblog - via

youraveragebogman-deactivated20:

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95atnight:

peter parker, your nerd is showing

Jul 24th - 1483 notes - Reblog - via

mcu;

zooophagous:

zooophagous:
I like the posts going around warning authors not to use Post plus if they ever post any fanfic as if anyone was going to use that shit in the first place
Watch, post plus adopters are going to have their credit cards stolen like immediately because someone will right click and hit view source code and it will be right underneath a line that says “credit card dont look tee hee”

Jul 24th - 5134 notes - Reblog - via

proxima-d:

mariesminds:
mariesminds:
nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back
THIS ONE
i can see it

Jul 15th - 218643 notes - Reblog - via

ratpatooie:

strawberry-milk-things:
hohslop:
It has been a LONG time since I’ve laughed this hard at a Reddit post lmao
The title scared me but trust me, it’s well worth the read
can confirm, children cussing is always funny.

Jun 15th - 42759 notes - Reblog - via

mori-esque:

prguitarman:
yeahiwasintheshit:
phoenixbrightheart:
looshahontas:
nerviovago:
The sharks are taking turns experiencing the

Weirdest shit they ever did see